Johnny Burke and the Morning Crew

Hooked On Obamics!!!

2008-02-22T09:10:00.001-05:00

Barack Obama has been given credit for being a very eloquent speeches. Now you can order a program that can help you speak like Obama... and cause people to cheer for you at the office, at home, or while driving in your car! Here is the commercial for "Hooked On Obamics." Order it today!!!

Helium Theater: Household Remedies

2008-02-22T07:46:00.002-05:00

Simple household remedies on this version of Listen to the Sissies with Bart and Lew!! Problems around the house can be solved with these easy to follow tips... helium style!!!

Death and Taxes Interview with the IRS (Part Two)

2008-02-22T06:33:00.002-05:00

This is the second half of the interview with Louis Garcia from the IRS.

The Big, Bad Internal Revenue Service (Part One)

2008-02-22T06:29:00.002-05:00

Louis Garcia of the IRS took time to answer your questions about the tax rebate, and your taxes... as we draw ever nearer to that infamous date. This is a two part interview in which Garcia answers your questions on Johnny Burke & The Morning Crew.

Hillary's song to Bill

2008-02-22T06:23:00.002-05:00

Hillary Clinton's campaign is starting to sputter... and she wants Bill to go away. Listen to them duel it out on this fantastic duet of presidential proportions.

Paul V. Heather

2008-02-13T06:11:00.002-05:00

Divorce proceedings are underway in the case of Heather Mills and Paul McCartney. Johnny Burke & The Morning Crew have acquired the audio tapes of the day's proceedings... here are some of the highlights. Oh by the way, Heather Mills has decided to represent herself in these divorce proceedings.

Lightfoot Sings Valentine's Day Favorites

2008-02-13T06:09:00.001-05:00

Canadian singer and WHNN artist, Gordon Lightfoot has put together a compilation of love songs... just in time for Valentine's Day. Oh Canada!!!

Digital Television in '09

2008-02-11T09:55:00.001-05:00

Senior Director of Media Relations for Digital TV Transistion with the National Association of Broadcasters, Shermaze Ingram, swung by to talk to Johnny and Blondie about the impending change to the way you watch television. Hopefully this interview answers your questions... or if you did not know helps make you aware of the upcoming change.

Governor Granholm Interview

2008-02-08T11:30:00.000-05:00

The Governor of the great state of Michigan called in to chat with Johnny and the Crew about the state of the Mitten State. Beforehand, you sent your questions to Johnny and Blondie via email, and time permitting she was able to answer a few of them. Hopefully Governor Granholm will be on with Johnny Burke & The Morning Crew in the future to answer more of your questions and concerns as the state transistions into its' role in a global economy.

Office Joke of the Day!!!

2008-01-31T11:03:00.000-05:00

Some of the Office Jokes of the Day are funny... some of them, not so much. This one is an instant classic!!! It's a Ladies Night Out!!!

Do You Really Need A College Degree?

2008-01-31T10:57:00.000-05:00

When many American kids are growing up their parents have high hopes. Part of those hopes often include a college degree. Microsoft founder, Bill Gates, is saying that may not be the case. It is still possible to make money without a college degree. Hear it from the horse's mouth himself... Bill Gates!!!

Big Game Party?

2008-01-31T10:51:00.000-05:00

Are you having a Big Party for the Big Game this weekend? Be careful with who you invite to your little get-together. This song lends caution to who you wish to invite... unless you need someone for a beer run.

Tax Rebate Song

2008-01-28T09:37:00.000-05:00

The "Not Ready for Drive-Time Jingle Singers" have a suggestion for what to do with your tax rebate check... you know, when (or if) it comes in the mail.

Interview With A Soldier

2008-01-28T09:21:00.000-05:00

Thursday's show was dedicated to Spc. Brian Hannah of the 1st Cav. He just returned home from a 15 month stint in Iraq. Spc. Hannah took time away from his family to share his story with Johnny Burke & The Morning Crew and you, the WHNN listener! Many thanks to Brian for his service. Listen to the interview in its entirety here.

Helium Theater: The Kwame Kilpatrick Saga

2008-01-25T11:14:00.000-05:00

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick testified under oath last year that he did not have a relationship with his chief of staff, Christine Beatty. There were over 14,000 text messages exchanged between the two. Johnny and Blondie took in the helium and vocalized the messages of the Mayor and his lover....uh, chief of staff.

Creepy Idol Auditioner

2008-01-24T11:35:00.000-05:00

So you thought that if you showed up with your creepy stare, your best song that you wrote for Paula Abdul, and the support of your grandmother that the American Idol judges would whisk you away to Hollywood. Well, you tried... and failed, so here is a song dedicated just for you.

John McCain what do have to say for yourself?

2008-01-24T11:19:00.000-05:00

John McCain was taken down in the Michigan Republican Primary by Mitt Romney. What was the ex-navy pilot's reason for the defeat... and what does he plan to do in the future?

Hard Time Taking Down Christmas Decorations?

2008-01-24T11:12:00.000-05:00

This song is perfect for that person in your life who puts up their Christmas decorations, but doesn't know when to take them down and box them up. It is another goodie from the "Not Ready for Morning Drive Jingle Singers."

Presidential Sing-Off

2008-01-24T11:04:00.001-05:00

Chris Daughtry said that American Idol is a sham... a sham that is the highest rated television show! Since more people tend to vote for American Idol than for President of the United States, then maybe the candidates should have a sing-off of their own.

Nine Words that Women Use

2008-01-24T10:42:00.001-05:00

Here is a collection of nine words that women use... such as classics as "whatever" and "don't worry about it, I got it". Men I am sure you have heard your wife or girlfriend use these. Women I am sure that used at least one of these the last time you got into an argument. Click as Johnny, Blondie, Hal, and Dennis translate the hidden meanings behind the nine words that women use.

Eli Manning NFL Films Commercial

2008-01-22T07:53:00.000-05:00

Eli and the New York Giants have surprised all of the experts by advancing to the Super Bowl... even the people at NFL Films. They had to do a quick edit... and they may have used something from Peyton's file. Click here to listen.

Low Fat Girl Scout Cookies?

2008-01-22T07:31:00.000-05:00

The Girl Scouts have come out with a new low fat cookie called the Cinna-Spin... and somehow Johnny connected that to the gas mileage for your car. Click here to hear the connection.

2008-01-22T07:22:00.000-05:00

After the interview with Mitt Romney, Johnny received a scathing email that claimed his question on the Great Lakes was all dried up. That opened the flood gates for this response.

Mitt Romney Interview!

2008-01-21T12:05:00.002-05:00

Mitt Romney took time out of his schedule on the day of the Michigan Primary to talk with Johnny and Blondie... and later that day thanks to his appearance on WHNN he won the state!!! CLICK ME TO LISTEN

2008-01-21T12:05:00.001-05:00

2008-01-08T12:09:00.000-05:00

Butthead Bulletins 2

2007-08-15T10:23:00.000-04:00

Cautionary tales. Don't end up on the bulletin!

Butthead Bulletins 1

2007-08-15T09:52:00.000-04:00

Listen... or else.

The Jingle Contest!

2007-07-27T11:56:00.000-04:00

The winners of the Jingle Contest to win Esteban stuff!

Don't you just hate that.

2007-07-27T11:55:00.000-04:00

Those DJ's.

Relationship Advice

2007-07-23T12:54:00.000-04:00

Relationship advice from the Crew, averaging one divorce a piece since 1995!

Bob's Jingle

2007-07-23T12:45:00.000-04:00

Bob unveils his example of a possible morning show jingle. It's the Morning Show it's the Morning Show....

Butt head Bulletins!

2007-07-12T08:04:00.000-04:00

For your listening pleasure.

Did You Miss it?

2007-07-03T10:05:00.001-04:00

Here it is!

4th of July Special

2007-07-03T09:59:00.000-04:00

Johnny reads Ben Fanklin's advice on choosing a mistress.

The Rewind

2007-06-27T10:10:00.001-04:00

Something we couldn't let you miss.

More Buttheads!

2007-06-27T10:09:00.002-04:00

Can't get enough?

Butthead Bulletins!

2007-06-27T10:09:00.001-04:00

You know you want em!

New Reality Show

2007-06-19T11:32:00.001-04:00

So, there's this new show where a thirty-something man has to choose between forty-something females and twenty-somethings.

Radio Shopping

2007-06-14T11:58:00.000-04:00

They're at it again!

Maria Shaw

2007-06-14T11:56:00.000-04:00

Astrology... you know you like it.

Blondie Meets the Nuge

2007-06-14T11:52:00.000-04:00

Short Clip, but I thought it was really funny for some reason.

Maria Shaw

2007-06-07T11:19:00.000-04:00

Maria gives us a rundown of what to expect this month for every Zodiac sign, yours included.

Breaking News

2007-06-07T11:18:00.000-04:00

Paris out of jail already!? Also, the rewind.

Butthead Bulletins Part Three

2007-06-06T11:09:00.002-04:00

Knuckleheads.

Butthead Bulletins Part Two

2007-06-06T11:09:00.001-04:00

We'll call these knotheads.

Butthead Bulletins! Part One

2007-06-06T11:08:00.000-04:00

The first installment of knitwits.

Squeaky

2007-06-04T13:04:00.000-04:00

A tribute to our dear friend Squeaky who recently passed.

Suck It Up

2007-06-04T13:03:00.000-04:00

Johnny gives the scoop on when to quit whining and be a man!

Live from Hollywood

2007-06-01T13:00:00.001-04:00

James Saint James.

The Rewind

2007-05-31T10:31:00.000-04:00

Michael Jackson!

More Buttheads

2007-05-30T14:17:00.000-04:00

Your favortie part of Wednesdays!

Butthead and OFFICE JOKE!

2007-05-30T14:16:00.000-04:00

Double feature!

Rosie Out of Work

2007-05-29T09:54:00.000-04:00

Now that Rosie is off of The View, what will she do?

The Truth About Saving Gas

2007-05-29T09:53:00.001-04:00

Johnny goes through a list of common misconceptions people have about fuel efficiency.

Star Wars Anniversary

2007-05-25T11:14:00.000-04:00

Where were you when Star Wars came out?

Pirates!

2007-05-25T11:13:00.000-04:00

What's all the buzz about.

Gossip

2007-05-24T12:54:00.000-04:00

Can't stop the Gossip? We can help!

Commencement

2007-05-24T12:50:00.000-04:00

Johnny takes your suggestions on what he should say to the class of 2007.

Gas Prices

2007-05-22T12:16:00.000-04:00

Dennis is a track geek and Johnny sees the upside of high gas prices.

Save The Earth

2007-05-22T12:10:00.000-04:00

The most important song of our time.

Morning Mix

2007-05-21T10:53:00.002-04:00

A little taste of the Morning Show.

Bingo

2007-05-21T10:53:00.001-04:00

Have you heard about the new Bingo television show?

Marriage

2007-05-21T10:51:00.000-04:00

What do you say when someone asks for your Daughter's hand in Marriage and you want to say, "NO!"

Norm

2007-05-18T12:59:00.000-04:00

Knock knock... hello... is this thing on?

In the News

2007-05-17T11:52:00.000-04:00

Soccer players and adult toys?

Four Dollars?!

2007-05-17T11:47:00.000-04:00

Gas prices baby.

Cerebrus Chrysler

2007-05-15T11:13:00.000-04:00

Somebody bought Chrysler, what's going to happen to their spokesman Doctor Z?

Bad Actors

2007-05-15T11:12:00.000-04:00

The Crew discusses actors who play themselves.

Office Joke

2007-05-14T12:36:00.000-04:00

Plus much more! A little too much more.

Jared

2007-05-14T12:31:00.000-04:00

In the News: Jared from Subway apparently used to rent adult films out to friends from his college dorm. From the early portion of the show.

How Smart Are You

2007-05-11T12:33:00.000-04:00

Smarter than a stand-up comedian? Most people are...

Maria Shaw

2007-05-11T12:28:00.000-04:00

She takes your calls and tells you what is in your numbers.

Stupid Things People Say

2007-05-09T12:09:00.000-04:00

Johnny talks about refusing to get his wife a gift for Mother's day, plus stupid things people say.

Butthead Bulletins/Office Joke of the Day

2007-05-09T12:08:00.001-04:00

A double dose. You'll listen and you'll like it!

Rewind May 8th

2007-05-08T12:40:00.000-04:00

Enjoy the condensed version of the morning show.

The List

2007-05-08T12:39:00.000-04:00

Worst song lyrics according to some dude. Also the birthday list.

McFly's Rewind

2007-05-07T12:26:00.000-04:00

Once again non-sensical bits from the entire show.

Our Solution to Gas Prices

2007-05-07T10:37:00.000-04:00

An amazing new product from the radio shopping network.

Paris in Jail

2007-05-07T10:30:00.000-04:00

Paris sings about her invetitable stay in jail.

Johnny the psychic

2007-05-04T13:01:00.000-04:00

The real deal, back from hiatus Johnny reveals all....

Friday Morning Mix May 4th

2007-05-04T12:59:00.000-04:00

McFly's at it again taking everything out of context.

McFly's Morning Mix

2007-05-03T09:52:00.000-04:00

Through McFly's ears our new "rewind."

Talking 'bout My Immigration.

2007-05-03T09:51:00.000-04:00

A mexican redition of a classic!

Richard Gere's PDA

2007-04-27T12:36:00.000-04:00

Illegal?!

15 Seconds to Vent Plus the Joke of the Day!

2007-04-27T12:35:00.000-04:00

Here it is!

Tp etiquette and New Earth

2007-04-26T12:16:00.000-04:00

Johnny's strange take on the news.

Oh we get e-mails

2007-04-25T08:38:00.000-04:00

Yes we get e-mails and we read them on the air!!

Butthead Bulletins 4/25!

2007-04-25T08:36:00.000-04:00

Can you believe these people?

Johnny's Birthday

2007-04-23T09:59:00.000-04:00

The Crew gives the now elderly Mr. Burke a hard time.

Morning Show Rewind

2007-04-23T09:57:00.000-04:00

Alec Baldwin revisited.

Top 5 Signs You Are in a Bad Nursing Home

2007-04-23T09:50:00.000-04:00

In honor of Johnny's 53rd birthday.

Friday Classic Comedy Clip

2007-04-20T11:46:00.000-04:00

"The Funniest Woman in the World." Well she might have been back then, it's Moms Mabley.

The 22 most annoying songs

2007-04-20T11:44:00.000-04:00

Johnny runs down the list of the most annoying songs. Guess which is number one.

Butthead Bulletin

2007-04-20T07:20:00.000-04:00

Every Wednesday the knitwits, knotheads and knuckleheads in the news.

Oh Sanjaya

2007-04-20T07:19:00.001-04:00

He's finally gone.

Office Joke 4/19

2007-04-19T14:07:00.000-04:00

Listen to today's Office Joke Of The Day!

Johnny's Global Warming Report

2007-04-12T15:37:00.000-04:00

Click here!

Adopt Sanjaya

2007-04-12T15:35:00.000-04:00

Listen to the PSA to adopt that American Idol guy because he'll have nothing to do once he gets kicked off the show. Click here!

Don Imus Cruise Line

2007-04-12T15:22:00.000-04:00

Listen to the podcast now... click here!