Thursday, January 31, 2008

Office Joke of the Day!!!

Some of the Office Jokes of the Day are funny... some of them, not so much. This one is an instant classic!!! It's a Ladies Night Out!!!

Do You Really Need A College Degree?

When many American kids are growing up their parents have high hopes. Part of those hopes often include a college degree. Microsoft founder, Bill Gates, is saying that may not be the case. It is still possible to make money without a college degree. Hear it from the horse's mouth himself... Bill Gates!!!

Big Game Party?

Are you having a Big Party for the Big Game this weekend? Be careful with who you invite to your little get-together. This song lends caution to who you wish to invite... unless you need someone for a beer run.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Tax Rebate Song

The "Not Ready for Drive-Time Jingle Singers" have a suggestion for what to do with your tax rebate check... you know, when (or if) it comes in the mail.

Interview With A Soldier

Thursday's show was dedicated to Spc. Brian Hannah of the 1st Cav. He just returned home from a 15 month stint in Iraq. Spc. Hannah took time away from his family to share his story with Johnny Burke & The Morning Crew and you, the WHNN listener! Many thanks to Brian for his service. Listen to the interview in its entirety here.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Helium Theater: The Kwame Kilpatrick Saga

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick testified under oath last year that he did not have a relationship with his chief of staff, Christine Beatty. There were over 14,000 text messages exchanged between the two. Johnny and Blondie took in the helium and vocalized the messages of the Mayor and his lover....uh, chief of staff.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Creepy Idol Auditioner

So you thought that if you showed up with your creepy stare, your best song that you wrote for Paula Abdul, and the support of your grandmother that the American Idol judges would whisk you away to Hollywood. Well, you tried... and failed, so here is a song dedicated just for you.

John McCain what do have to say for yourself?

John McCain was taken down in the Michigan Republican Primary by Mitt Romney. What was the ex-navy pilot's reason for the defeat... and what does he plan to do in the future?

Hard Time Taking Down Christmas Decorations?

This song is perfect for that person in your life who puts up their Christmas decorations, but doesn't know when to take them down and box them up. It is another goodie from the "Not Ready for Morning Drive Jingle Singers."

Presidential Sing-Off

Chris Daughtry said that American Idol is a sham... a sham that is the highest rated television show! Since more people tend to vote for American Idol than for President of the United States, then maybe the candidates should have a sing-off of their own.

Nine Words that Women Use

Here is a collection of nine words that women use... such as classics as "whatever" and "don't worry about it, I got it". Men I am sure you have heard your wife or girlfriend use these. Women I am sure that used at least one of these the last time you got into an argument. Click as Johnny, Blondie, Hal, and Dennis translate the hidden meanings behind the nine words that women use.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Eli Manning NFL Films Commercial

Eli and the New York Giants have surprised all of the experts by advancing to the Super Bowl... even the people at NFL Films. They had to do a quick edit... and they may have used something from Peyton's file. Click here to listen.

Low Fat Girl Scout Cookies?

The Girl Scouts have come out with a new low fat cookie called the Cinna-Spin... and somehow Johnny connected that to the gas mileage for your car. Click here to hear the connection.
After the interview with Mitt Romney, Johnny received a scathing email that claimed his question on the Great Lakes was all dried up. That opened the flood gates for this response.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Mitt Romney Interview!

Mitt Romney took time out of his schedule on the day of the Michigan Primary to talk with Johnny and Blondie... and later that day thanks to his appearance on WHNN he won the state!!! CLICK ME TO LISTEN

Tuesday, January 08, 2008